Mom: I have bad news
Mom: no McDonald's tomorrow
Sister: *cries* no McDonalds?! What do I have to look forward to now?
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS AN HOUR AWAY FROM ME AND I CAN’T GO SEE HIM THIS MAKES ME SO UPSET
Sherlock is like a decadent pound cake that you can’t eat very much of at once without being ill.
Supernatural is like mini powdered doughnuts where you only start to feel gross after eating like 18. Except every so often there’s a doughnut with a razor blade in it, and even though you were aware of this you keep eating the doughnuts because they are delicious and you hate yourself.